5.) If you're gay, it's easier to tell (which is just polite these days). If you're straight, people think you have cancer (hopefully you don't and you probably shouldn't play this one up).
4.) You can get into most Buddhist retreats - FOR FREE!
3.) You don't HAVE to wash your hair. You still should, though.
2.) If you must pull the crazy card it's going to be much more convincing for your arguement.
And the number one reason to shave your head.....
1.) Sinead O'Connor gets stronger with every reference made about her (you will get A LOT of those).
